your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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