I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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