No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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