dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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