Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
