i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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