hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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