No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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