Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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