Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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