I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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