Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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i need some magic done to my vagina
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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