he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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