I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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