Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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