Sry I called you an 8
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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