Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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