I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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