Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
if only i could text you this smell
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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