Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I think i got beer on your cat.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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