he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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