they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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