was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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