did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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