You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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