with your own penis?
I am midnight drunk by noon
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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