scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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