why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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