in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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