We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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