i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
