Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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