just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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