The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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