You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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