Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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