I like my sex mixed with concussions.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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