why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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