Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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