So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
