it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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