sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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