all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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