My nipple is on Facebook.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
wow bdsm is so cute
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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