If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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