Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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