I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm both gender and math confused
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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