All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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