I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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