Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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