u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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