He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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