He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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