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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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